Some day I'm buying stock in Pepto

The other night I woke up at 2am to do shots of pepto and then play a rousing game of toss-toss-turn-turn but get no sleep until my alarm went off. In my sleep deprived state I was so angry I blamed it on my bed and the soup I had for dinner. Blamming everything on the soup makes sense but not my bed. I think I just needed a scapegoat and because I lost sleep my bed served as the real scapegoat.

So I have stomach flu, no sleep, and I'm angry and going to work just seems like a bad idea but I do it anyway. Not because I'm an adult, not because I had work to do, not because I love my job, but too spite my bed. I'm 31 years old and attempting to spite inanimate objects! I HAVE ISSUES!!!

To make matters worse I make the brilliant decision to consume lots of chocolate & pepsi most of the day thinking the sugar would keep me awake. Wasn't thinking about what it would do to my tummy...by the end of the day I was ready to buy a stomach pump & a years supply of rice cakes.

So after talking myself out of writing campbells soup angry letters every day for the rest of the year & burning my mattress I realize I'm getting old. This is what old people do! They get upset over something and blow it out of proportion. I guess I'm getting older. It isn't a bad realization to have and keep in perspective. (If any of you see me walking with a cane in a few months please beat some sense into me?!?!)