My wonderful day!!!

When I walked to my car at the end of work last week, there was black escalade parked too close to my car's drivers side. I did what any SUV hating person would do. I opened my door hard enough to clip paint off the door of the ugly, pretentious, escalade!!

I HATE ESCALADES!

If I had a rocket launcher and was stranded atop a high vantage point, I would blow up all the SUVs & Escalades in sight!!! I WOULD NUKE THEM ALL!!!!!!!

I am sure the owner didn't notice & I hope he parks next to me again!!