Things I haven't found funny over the last week

Being able to see gray hairs when I'm far away from the mirror.

My immediate division at work is made up of women. They are entertaining themselves by color coding anything with my name in hot pink. (Hopefully they just stick to spreadsheets and losses it's humor soon!)

People who inist on talking to me when I urgently must make it to a rest room.

Older women who attempt to flirt with me or leave an opening for me to flirt with me while I'm trying to find the sci fi book I want in a bookstore.

Almost missing free food at a birthday party.

Politicians.

I swore I would NEVER read books in the Star Wars series and now I'm hooked on them.

I have to read Star Wars at least once every two days or I get moody and start making wookie noises at random moments when surrounded by large groups of people. (Okay I lied about that last one because making wookie noises while surrounded by large groups of people would be countless hours of entertainment for me!)