My crazy thoughts

The other day while cleaning my room I was putting away my clothes. While folding them a Cheerio fell out of my pants and onto the floor. It was odd because I do not eat Cheerio's so I immediately began to wonder where the Cheerio came from. I do what most people do, I begin to make up a story but the only difference is my stories are always very silly and not practical nor do they make sense.

The story that first came to mind as an explanation for the Cheerio on the floor was that a group of small children had met to have breakfast in my room. While sitting on my clothing they were eating Cheerios. That is the first conscious thought I had and it sounds crazy. That idea is not possible nor is rational or logical and that is what I thought was a plausible explanation for the Cheerio on my floor.

Considering the crazy explanations I have for things that happen to me I realized it is a good thing I do not have children because I would fill their heads with nonsense. It is a good thing I do not have to manage people because I would tell them crazy stories. It is a good thing I am not a teacher because I would fill the minds of innocent children with facts & stories that do not make sense.

At least I have this blog where anyone who reads it will probably think something like; "Wow, that Duane guy is kind of funny. Creative but silly and his nonsense is some what original and some what entertaining."