Shocker

I have not made an official claim but,

I am the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. Yes it's true.

Once the DNA tests are done and I am awarded custody of the child I will do whatever is necessary to liquidate the 550 million dollars. I will give some away to close friends, some to charity, and the rest will be used to buy a casino in Vegas. I can then play all the poker I want and you all can come visit me. No I don't think there is anything wrong with raising a child in Vegas. We will open up a memorial tribute to her mother and make even more money!!!

Don't you love capitalism?