My life story in a cookie

I opened up a fortune cookie a week ago that had the most accurate fortune I have ever read. It said - "You attract everything you need and most of what you want"

I like it so much I keep it on my dresser. I may get it framed...

My only beef with the cookie is all the things I really, really, really, really, really, really want I don't seem to attract. If I ever decide to go postal about it you will hear about it. Just look for the headline about a man attacking food servers in a Chinese restuarant...that may be me...