Hilarious political ramblings

While hanging out with a couple friends this week one used the phrase Black Jesus to refer to President Obama. It was really funny at the time and I have never heard anyone use that phrase while referring to President Obama so it stuck in my mind.

A few days later I went out on a date with a girl who I know supports Obama and may have voted for Obama. Every time we stopped talking the phrase Black Jesus popped into my head and I wanted to scream "Black Jesus can't save the economy" or "Black Jesus can't save the US". Which is inappropriate and I refrained from saying such things. While I did not say them I could not get those phrases out of my mind so I kept giggling to myself through out the date. My date did not notice me giggling so it was not a big deal.

While the date did not go insanely well at least I did not say or yell all the crazy sayings in my head. If I had said them I am sure she would never speak to me ever again. The fact that I have these type of sitautions come up on dates my point to a need for counseling.

If these urges come up on other dates then at least I know why I'm single & Black Jesus can't get me a date!!