Lessons I have learned in the last month

-If I peel a pomegranate with my shirt off then I will have bright red freckles all over my chest
-Tow truck drivers will offer to jump your car before towing it
-If a bottle of Kahlua & Crème de Menthe are dropped on pavement then a green stain will remain on the payment for a few days
-When going to view a pay per view event go to a bar as it is cheaper and I enjoy it more than watching it with friends at someone’s house
-If jello shots are made in ice cube trays they will be smaller & will not come out easy without cooking spray applied to the ice cube tray
-When going to see a movie, go to an early showing or the late showing so I can avoid crowds & talkative people
-Many people I speak with enjoy sitting in their pajamas on their couch watching TV after a long day at work