Duane’s thoughts from the weekend of April 3rd through April 5th.

Even though I just spent most of an afternoon reading about playing against tight players and having them seated on my right with loose players on my left…I’m in a game with a tight players on my left and right. They are taking all my chips and there is nothing I can do to stop it!

I am attracted to the card dealer. I saw her a year ago and wasn't interested but after a year I like her and she probably doesn't remember me. Wow I have bad timing!

Why did I make that bet…that was a stupid bet. WHAT AM I DOING??? I hope the card dealer still finds me interesting despite a horrible exhibition of poker skills.

Paul Walker was kind of a clown in the First Fast & Furious movie but now he is a rock star. He has more on screen presence than Vin Diesel.

This movie should not be titled Fast & the Furious…it should be titled Fast Cars & Lesbians. Its every teenage boys dream come true!

I am out with a girl who is unloading the broken parts of her soul…do something to help & be compassionate…how? Hold her hand. Crazy how this is working…it has been over three minutes and she is still holding my hand!!!

I have to throw up…quietly excuse yourself for fresh air, leave slowly, now outside walk away very fast, at least past two shops, now it is safe to….URPPPPPPPPP!!! No one saw it…I am so smooth.