Why I deliver Pizza

I love many facets of my pizza delivery job, from the tips, meeting people, providing excellent customer service, and the challange of finding a house. One of the things I enjoy are my co-workers who have a blend of quirky and interesting personalities.

Earlier this week I worked with a co-worker who is a very intelligent young high school student. He is creative and has a few interesting life experiences. Here are a few of the most choice comments he made while we worked one evening.

"What type of punishment would society give me for blowing up a planet?"

"I want to be known for destroying a planet or creating a dry ice bomb that blows up an entire city block."

"I have day dreams of attacking cuba in a pirate ship. I am always wearing a big pirate hat and have cannons on the ship."

"You know what works great on that annoying swarm of hundreds of miller moths around a porch light? A tennis racket. I found this out last night!"

"I own shorts that are wide enough in the pant leg I can fit them around my shoulders."